Ever thought to yourself -  "Hey, how can I be like one of those hilarious DJs with their funny sound effects and things?"  Well, thanks to "Instants!" you can!  Push a button and you get a sound effect.  That's pretty much it.  And really, what more do you need?

Some tips:

  • Some effects are looooong.  Click escape on your keyboard to stop them.
  • Careful -- some are NSFW.  Not for children!
  • Looking for the "Saturday Night Live" Debbie Downer sound?  Click sad trombone.
  • Looking for the "Price is Right" losing sound? Click sad tuba.
  • Looking for Nelson's laugh from "The Simpsons"? Click HA HA! (great for when your youngest kid walks into a wall with a box on his head).
  • Looking for the Mr. Burns "Excellent" sound, click "Excellent."
  • When your kids finally set the table, click Hallelujah Long or Hallelujah Short, depending on how much time you have on your hands.
  • If Dad is feeling glum, click Benny Hill and run quickly around the kitchen in your bra. He. Will. Laugh.

Have fun!