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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Cat Burglar... With A Dog!
#2 - Now That's A Value Meal
#3 - Baby Born at Denny's

Cat Burglar... With A Dog!

A cat burglar in Florida pulled off a home robbery... while accompanied by her dog.

The woman, who's still at large, approached the house and pried open a sliding glass door to gain entry – for herself and the small black pooch, who trotted along behind her. A surveillance video showed her walking through the premises grabbing small items, which she stuffed into a bag before hitting the road in an SUV.

Cops made the video public in hopes that someone will throw them a bone and ID the woman and/or the pup. (WKMG)

 

Now That's A Value Meal

A Tennessee couple ended up with an unexpected side of greens when they pulled out of their local McDonald's drive-thru – carrying a bag filled with thousands of dollars in cash along with their chow.

Greg and Stacye Terry came away with the happiest meal they'd ever seen after ordering breakfast to go, and winding up with an entire day's worth of bank deposits. Greg opened the bag in hopes of getting a quick bite of McMuffin, and found himself face to face with Lincoln and Washington instead of Ronald McDonald.

Right about then, a panicked worker caught up with them and pleaded that the couple return the cash, which they did without hesitation. "The second that he said it was their deposit, my first thing was let's get in the truck and take it back," Stacye said. "There is no other way to have it. I couldn't live with myself." (UPI)

 

Baby Born at Denny's

Diners at a Denny's Restaurant in Arkansas recently got to enjoy their "Moons Over My Hammy" with a side of childbirth.

Kaycee Triana of Colorado was 42 weeks pregnant and in Arkansas visiting family for the Thanksgiving weekend. Suddenly, she went into labor and, instead of driving directly to the hospital, she stopped into Denny's to pick up her mother who works there. As soon as she walked in the front door, the baby started coming out.

Luckily for her, there were two very friendly and helpful truck drivers who abandoned their chicken-fried steaks and helped deliver the 10-pound baby boy – who also had to be freed from the umbilical cord which was wrapped around his neck.

Oh, and the funniest part of this story is, Kaycee's mother wasn't even there. She had gone to the hospital because she assumed that's where Kaycee was going. The baby, named Andrew, is healthy and probably entitled to a Grand Slam Breakfast on the house. (Daily Mail)

 

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