Beer Emergency – Redneck Headlines
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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Beer Emergency
#2 - Beer, Birthday Cake and Battery
#3 - Penny Foolish
A Florida man called 911 to his house for what he said was a domestic situation, but when cops arrived, the only domestic situation they found was that he didn't have any Budweiser.
56-year-old Robert Hagerman told cops that he called 911 because his daughter refused to go out and buy him beer. Cops say Hagerman was very drunk and uncooperative when they arrived. They cuffed him and arrested him for falsely reporting a crime. (Tampa Bay Times)
A Florida man was arrested at a little girl's birthday party after he mistook another guy's head for a pinata.
Cops say the party started to spiral out of control when some guests started throwing birthday cake at each other. Then, things got really crazy when some guests accused 29-year-old Nicholas Langley of stealing beer (Of course there's beer involved).
Langley then allegedly grabbed a baseball bat and hit a man in the head. He's also accused of punching another guy in the throat. He's now facing charges of aggravated battery. (Naples News)
A teen in Washington state has been charged with first-degree theft after allegedly stealing a rare coin collection worth – and spending the money on a date.
19-year-old Dakoda Garren is accused of taking the coin collection, worth an estimated $100,000, from a former employer. He then spent the rare coins at face value on a movie and pizza with his girlfriend.
Police say the couple spent several 1930s coins at a movie theater, using quarters worth between $5 and $70 each.
Later they splurged for pizza − using a Liberty quarter with an estimated value of up to $18,500.
Garren is being held in jail on $40,000 bail. (Yahoo News)