Cow-A-Bunga! – Redneck Headlines
Here are today’s Redneck Headlines:
#1 – COW-A-BUNGA!
#2 – CALL HIM PARK-ASSO!
#3 – FAST FOOD FURY
The hosts of a party in Massachusetts found out just how well beer and beef go together when their BBQ was invaded by a band of roving cows that decided to suck back a few their brewskis.
The cows, who wandered off from a nearby dairy farm, were wandering down a highway when they were scared off by a patrolman seeking to direct traffic. They headed right for the party and made a beeline for the bar, where a witness said they began knocking over the cans of beer and licking the liquid off tables.
A British man has earned a reputation as something of a parking lot Picasso by ambushing owners of dirty cars by using their dust buildup to create portraits of famous people rather than simply writing “wash me.”
Bus driver Robert Burden has used auto grime as the basis for on-hood drawings of folks like Cher, Steve McQueen and Whitney Houston, and he says he’s had nothing but compliments from car owners – even those that go directly to a car wash afterward.
Burden says he’s fine with having his work wiped out, noting, “I hate the way we produce things that take 100 years to bio-degrade.” (Mirror UK)
A Texas teenager learned that you can’t “have it your way” at all fast food places after he tried to cancel an order only to have an angry relative of the owner try to run him over on the street moments later.
The 17-year-old customer, whose name was not released, placed an order at a Corpus Christi taco stand, then realized he’d be late for school and nixed the whole deal. He walked out, but ended up having to make a run for the border when a man in a pickup truck started barreling down on him.
Driver Guillermo Torres missed and ended up crashing into a nearby business, then chased the teen down and punched him in the face. He now faces assault charges. (Corpus Christi Caller)