Does A Bear Poop In The Car? – Redneck Headlines
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#1 - Does A Bear Poop In The Car?
#2 - Butt Crack
#3 - Who Wears Short Shorts?
A Canadian SUV owner had to deal with a grizzly problem when he came home to find that his vehicle had been pretty much trashed by a wild bear who tore the thing apart and left a calling card – in the form of a steaming pile of poop deposited in the back seat.
The bear broke into the Toyota in a quest for a pic-a-nic basket, but then found itself trapped inside and panicked, ripping off the door panels, tearing out much of the interior wiring and shredding four of the air bags. Before breaking out the back window to make its escape, the critter left its alternative fuel contribution in the back.
The total damage was estimated to be in the neighborhood of $60,000 – which is more than a little boo-boo. (Jalopnik)
A Connecticut man gave new meaning to the phrase "butt crack" when he showed up at an emergency room in need of an x-ray -- which revealed that he had a large bag of crack cocaine concealed in his rear.
Tyrese Chapman ended up at the hospital after he was shot in the knee during his attempt to sell the drugs, according to cops. Chapman initially said a man approached him at random and fired one round into his knee – just as his uncle happened to be driving by and able to give him a ride to the ER.
Chapman, who once did 11 years for robbery, is being guarded by officers at the hospital while their investigation continues. (New Haven Register)
A Florida teenager showed off a fuse as short as her cut-offs after getting into a brawl with her mother when she tried to wear a pair of Daisy Dukes to school.
Cops were summoned to the family home when the argument physical – which the mom attributes to her smacking her daughter in the mouth for dropping an f-bomb. The girl bit and attempted to choke her mom before fleeing the house for a bus stop, where she was taken into custody. (NWF Daily News)