Drunk Pig, No Bull! – Redneck Headlines
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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Whistling an Unhappy Tuna
#2 - He Walked the Walk...and Then Some!
#3 - Drunk Pig, No Bull!
The owner of a Florida sub shop noticed something fishy after fighting with a customer over a tuna sub -- the guy had flooded the store with gas by messing with her propane tanks.
Ronald Zirino wanted shopkeeper Ana Martinez to give him the tuna for free, and decided to cause a stink when she demanded payment. He allegedly waited until she closed the store for a break, then shut off the pilots and opened the gas valves full blast.
After being told it looked like the tanks were tampered with, Martinez pointed the finger at Zirino, a regular customer, saying that he'd told her he would pray to God to send her “bad things” and had left the restaurant while screaming at the top of his lungs. He now faces charges of attempted arson. Source: Palm Beach Post
A Japanese man didn't allow muggers to de-"feet" him, as he proved by walking 900 miles back to his home after being stripped of his wallet and plane tickets while on vacation.
Family members had the 25-year-old declared missing when he didn't return from his trip, but 11 days later, he turned up on their doorstep, a little skinner and a little more tanned, but none the worse for wear. He told relatives that he'd stashed the equivalent of about 10 bucks in his shoe "just in case," and used that cash to buy bread and bottled water over the course of his hike -- which was roughly 200 miles more than a walk from New York to Chicago.
He says, "I never wanted to make a fuss. I’m sorry to everyone I inconvenienced."
Source: Daily Mirror
Vacationers at an Australian campsite were rousted from bed by the violent hijinks of a local who'd made a pig of himself by guzzling 18 beers -- and they had a cow when they found out the culprit was an actual wild pig!
The plastered porker rampaged through the DeGrey River rest area, east of the remote Western Australian town of Port Hedland, tearing through a number of trash bags for food and sucking down three six-packs of brew. According to at least one eyewitness, the boorish boar then got into an altercation with a cow who resides at the park, chasing it around the parking lot before falling asleep under a tree. Source: The Guardian