Gator Aid? – Redneck Headlines

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#1 - Dated Tattoo
#2 - This Relationship Bites
#3 - Gator Aid?

Dated Tattoo

A Florida woman who tried to evade charges by giving a false name after an accident was identified ... thanks to her birthdate tattoo.

Daysha Moore, 27, gave her sister's information to officers after crashing into a car in the parking lot of the Volusia County Courthouse. But when an officer looked up the information, he discovered that Moore did not match the photo in the system.

When the officer made note of Moore's tattoo, which read "01-14-1985," she admitted to giving the wrong info. She gave her real name and date of birth, which matched the tattoo.

Once the real information was entered, police discovered that Moore's license has been suspended five times. She admitted to lying to police to keep them from finding out about the suspension.

Moore was charged with giving a false name to a law enforcement officer and cited for unsafe backing and driving with a suspended license. (UPI)

This Relationship Bites

A Florida woman channeled her inner Mike Tyson and bit off her boyfriend’s ear during a heated argument.

54-year-old Steve Bolin didn’t tell the cops right away that his girlfriend took a chunk out of his ear, but did call them the next day because “he couldn’t stand how his ear looked.”

Bolin’s girlfriend, 32-year-old Sarah Wulchak, has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault. (The Smoking Gun)

Gator Aid?

A California man is behind bars and the alligator protecting his $100,000 stash of marijuana has been taken to the zoo.

When police doing a probation check entered the home of Assif Mayr, they found 34 pounds of marijuana and his gator in a tank in the bedroom.

Authorities speculate that the "Mr. Teeth," which Assif bought in 1996 to commemorate the death of Tupac Shakur, was likely used as a deterrent against thieves. Zoo officials say that the gator arrived at the zoo critically ill and non-responsive.

Assif was jailed on suspicion of possessing marijuana for sale. (Fox News)

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