I have never been married, but I would guess this would be the fastest way to not getting any nookie for a month (and probably sleeping on the couch). However, in the spirit of fun, you have to admire this man's gall.

This gentleman (as he narrates), was teaching his wife proper handgun etiquette. He had told her not to touch the pistol without him being there and she did so anyway. So he decided to teach her a lesson. I'm pretty sure the lesson was learned... although the couple may now be divorced. Regardless, it was a helluva prank!!!