Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Would You Buy One?

So I ran across this on Amazon.com and thought to myself, This can't possibly be real. Was I ever wrong.

It's funny because the product is real, but the reviews have taken on a life of their own. This is just a for instance.

However one of the funniest was this one, especially the secondary comments.

For the actual listing and almost 500 product reviews check out the website

What would you write for a review. Put it in the comment section and i might buy you one.