Kevin Koile Goes To Hell…And Comes Back! [PHOTOS]
Most of us have at one point in our lives, have told someone, and/or have been told by someone, to go to Hell!
What happens when someone actually does go to Hell?
For me (Kevin Koile)...been there...done that...had a Helluva good time...and came back!
Believe it or not, there is Hell on Earth!
August 9, 2014 was day I chose to put all my critics in their place and made the road trip, because it wasn't far away, from where I was vacationing.
The town is located on Livingston County Road D32, between Ann Arbor and Lansing, Michigan, and was quite the news spectacle back on June 6th, 2006 (6/6/06).
It's not the eternal flames and brimstone, as many might believe it to be.
The town has three buildings on the main road, a small wedding chapel in the back, a putt-putt golf course, and a small park for gatherings.
Just about any hell related joke you can think of, is mentioned in the town.
Yes, in the winter-time, Hell does occasionally freeze over, but life goes on.
People actually have gotten married in the Chapel, because they believe that a wedding that starts in Hell, has no place to go but up.
Screams Diner tends to be the main eating attraction.
It's a grill and ice cream store, so there is the best of both worlds.
It also houses a Post Office, and although the town of Hell does not have it's own zip code, you can send postcards from Hell.
You pay for the card and postage, write a short message, they will postmark it for you, and burn a little bit of the postcard over a lit candle, for dramatic effect.
Mail delivery is a little slow, but it's coming from Hell...what do you expect?
Politics in Hell...is corrupt.
You can bribe your way to become Mayor, but there will be hell to pay, because you better count on being impeached.
If a potential employer asks you about your college credentials, you can tell them you have a PhD (Phony Diploma) from Damnation University, aka Damn U.
Perhaps the only thing missing, is a one room motel, with a No Vacancy sign on it.
That way you could say "Hell was full, so they sent me back."
So the next time someone tells me to go to Hell, I can tell them I've been there...and they're waiting for YOU!!!
YOU NEED TO GO TO HELL!