Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

A burglar in Washington state apparently forgot about the strict return policy at crime scenes when he called up the homeowner who chased him off to propose a trade - the stuff he'd swiped for a bag containing papers with his name and address.

The man, who didn't realize he had the guy's ID handy, agreed, but quietly called in a mediator from a third party - namely, the cops. When the crook arrived to seal the deal, he was arrested, but officers say he was polite throughout the booking, and apologized to the homeowners.

A police spokesperson described the incident as "very unusual."

Source: UPI

A Florida man who fled the scene of an alcohol-related accident had a simple explanation for his actions - he didn't want to have an accident.

Bernard Cato crashed his car into another vehicle and a newspaper box, then bolted for a Wal-Mart where he was picked up by police. He 'fessed up to the whole thing, but said, "I had the runs...I had to go."

The booking officer wrote that Cato had a "strong odor of alcohol emanating from his breath and clothing" and that his eyes were "bloodshot and watery."

A popular Polish rapper has decided to take his battle against dog poo to the next level by plopping a 10-foot turd in the middle of a hometown park.

The entertainer, who goes by the name of L.U.C., funded the crappy campaign on his own because, as he puts it, "We want to highlight the problem through a joke, as there's no point in doing this in a serious way."

We guess you could call it a case of the rapper versus the crappers.

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.