Lights, Camera, Oops! – Redneck Headlines

In Cleveland, Ohio, a brawl between some teenagers and adults broke out near the end of a kindergarten graduation ceremony.

It all started when someone spilled their punch, which brought on retaliation that escalated into people being shoved, fists being thrown, and ultimately eight people getting arrested.

The worst offenders were two teenage girls who began hitting each other, causing their families to defend them.

Making matters worse was the fact that one person involved ended up pulling out a pipe and another a hammer.

Luckily, no one was seriously injured, but it makes you wonder … “Who brings pipes and hammers to kindergarten graduation ceremonies?” (Fox News)

A Florida man had a close shave with the law after he walked into a laundromat and treated himself to a shave after dropping his pants on the way in.

Curtis Brown didn't say a word to the customers in the laundromat, but simply dropped trou, lathered up and started to shave – his beard, that is. It wasn't clear why the 52-year-old had to remove his slacks in order to get his cheeks smooth, but he wasn't charged with indecent exposure, because he kept his jockey shorts on during the incident.

Brown was charged with trespassing – the second time he'd been nabbed for that offense in the same location. (TC Palm)

Cops in Calgary, Canada who thought they'd been tipped off to footage from a snuff film were forced to abandon their investigation after they found out the nearly-as-awful truth – they were watching a Dan Aykroyd movie!

A spokesperson for the department says that someone turned over some frames of film that showed footage of a man holding a bloody knife while standing over what looked like a dead body. He said that investigators thought it might be a clue to a homicide or, perhaps, evidence of a snuff movie. One day into the inquiry, an eagle-eyed officer noted that one of the men in the footage looked like the former SNL actor – and it turned out to be him.

The clip was part of the 1990 bomb Loose Cannons. Aykroyd, contacted for comment, said, "The movie should have been left in the landfill where it belongs. (UPI)