Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - THE BARE BUTT BANDIT
#2 - THE NAKED KARAOKE COWBOY
#3 - A HAIR-BRAINED SUSPENSION

A robber in New Hampshire thought of a novel way to distract his victims from remembering his face - busting into their homes without pants on.

Joshua O'Shea was naked from the waist down when the homeowner walked downstairs and found him, "extremely intoxicated," in her living room. The woman and her boyfriend tried to subdue O'Shea by hitting him with a high chair, which shattered -- but he fought on, ultimately grabbing a pair of sweatpants.

The policeman who apprehended him on the street moments later said O'Shea was "very vague in his assessment of what was going on."

Source: WMUR

A drunk dude livened up a karaoke night at a Florida Applebee's by delivering a performance that was not only unplugged - it was unclothed.

Jeffrey Thompson hopped onstage to sing and became "very involved with his performance," according to one man who was there as became unhinged and began stripping off his clothing. When a manager turned off the music to calm Thompson down, he threw a punch, knocking the employee out cold.

A cop who was eating at the restaurant at the time, chased Thompson down and arrested him.

Source: ClickOrlando

The principal of a school in Australia was not using his head when he suspended a student for shaving his, in support of a friend who's battling leukemia.

The ninth grader was called on the carpet for going beyond the "number two" crew cut that's the limit of the school's grooming policy. He's been allowed to return to class but must wear a cap while on campus, according to school rules.

The principal defended the suspension, saying, "While he took it on himself to shave his head for a very good cause, he didn't go through school procedures and deal with us first."

Source: MyFox DC

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.