Oh, Nebraska. What shall we do with you? One of our neighbors to the east was arrested for crashing his car. His excuse? Because he was driving like Ace Ventura.

he crashed because of inoperable windshield wipers, which forced him to drive with his head out of the window, "Like Ace Ventura"

You can't make this stuff up. Well, I guess you could. But, in this case no need to. The Smoking Gun shared the story of Rocky Dumais from Lincoln, Nebraska. According to their story, he crashed his mother's 2005 Buick Rendezvous into a tree.

It's when you look at the police report that you discover that this Nebraska dude was reenacting a scene from his favorite movie. Here's how the police described it:

D1 informed officers that he crashed because of inoperable windshield wipers, which forced him to drive with his head out of the window, "Like Ace Ventura", because of the rain.

DUI is no laughing matter. Fortunately for Rocky, no one was injured (including him). The Smoking Gun did mention that he did $500 in property damage.