Nude Man Crashes Wedding – Redneck Headlines

This guy takes his booze cruise very seriously. A pleasure cruise to the Florida Keys ended in cuffs for Robert “Bubba” Martin, who punched his girlfriend’s father and bit the captain after getting caught having sex in one of the boat’s bathrooms.

Passengers notified an engineer on the Key West Express that Bubba was doing the nasty with his girlfriend in one of the men’s restrooms. When the father barged in to break up the party, Bubba came out swinging.

The captain restrained Bubba with zip ties, but Bubba said he was diabetic and that they were too tight. Promising he would behave if the zip ties were removed, Bubba was released but bit the captain’s hand. He now faces misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and battery. (NaplesNews.com)

An Iowa woman got caught giving a fake name to cops after driving her car into a tree – because the officers ended up sending her for medical treatment ... at the hospital where she worked as a doctor!

Decontee Fletcher, who works in the neurology department of the University of Iowa hospital, initially identified herself as Tameka Johnson – but had to confess when she had to be physically removed from the vehicle, which was totaled. She admitted to drinking wine before driving, but refused to take a breath test.

Fletcher was charged with drunk driving and obstructing officers. (Iowa City Press Citizen)

A couple in Charleston, South Carolina were about to say their “I dos,” when a 20-year-old from Pennsylvania thought it would be cool to crash the ceremony, exposing his naked self to the wedding party.

Samuel James Dengel was not a guest at the wedding, but his room at the local Doubletree overlooked the courtyard where the ceremony was taking place. According to the mother of the bride, Samuel was watching the ceremony from his room, naked, with his family jewels pressed against the window. Another guest said he mooned the crowd.

Dengel was caught by police when he answered the door in nothing but a towel. He was charged with indecent exposure. The kicker? Dengel has a large back tattoo with the Latin phrase: “Vi very veniversum virus,” which loosely means “By the Power of Truth, I, while living, have Conquered the Universe.” Classy! (Philly.com)