Every once in a while, I come across something in the news that just has to be shared.  It's just too funny!  This happens to be one of those times.

++Uh oh!  No one's completely sure at this time, but it turns out that this tattoo story might be a hoax.  Oh well!  It's still really funny!  Read all about the latest information right here.++ 

File this under things "Never To Do."  That would include getting drunk with your ex-boyfriend and allowing him to tattoo you in a place where you just have to take his word for it. 

Rossie Brovent is seeking around $100,000 dollars in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.  The reason - instead of inking a scene from the Chronicles of Narnia trilogy on her back, as she requested, Ryan got her drunk and instead substituted a stinking pile of you-know-what, complete with buzzing flies.

Of course, he does get points for ingenuity despite his lack of class.  This was all in response to Rossie cheating on him with his best friend.  Ahh...hell hath no fury like a tattoo artist scorned.

She can also forget about the assault charges she'd hoped to stick him with due to the fact that she signed a consent form saying the tattoo was "at the artist's discretion."  Poops!  I mean Oops!

What does Rossie have to say about the incident:

"He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

I think we all learned some lessons here.  Merry Christmas!  Thanks to The Sun for this huge smile on my face.  Click here to check out Mr. Scorned's artwork.