Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - DECK THE HALLS... WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR'S BLING
#2 - NO LONGER SECRET SQUIRREL
#3 - NOT SUCH A HOT IDEA

DECK THE HALLS ...WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR'S BLING

Two Florida women proved to be naughty, not nice, when they were busted after dashing through the streets -- with a load of Christmas decorations they stole from a neighbor's yard. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Miami New Times

 

NO LONGER SECRET SQUIRREL

Administrators at a Florida school were going nuts trying to find the perpetrator behind a false fire alarm that forced an evacuation, until a videotape revealed the deed was done ... by a squirrel. For more CLICK HERE

Source: MyFox Tampa Bay


NOT SUCH A HOT IDEA

Two Chicago men showed alarmingly bad judgment when they phoned in a fake 911 call to their local fire station so they could empty it out and rob it -- only to have the firemen return and catch them in the act. For more CLICK HERE

Source: CBS Chicago

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.