Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - THAT'S NACHO DAD'S SMUGGLING PLAN
#2 - THAT'S A KICK IN THE BUTTER
#3 - KEEP YOUR PANTS ON

THAT'S NACHO DAD'S SMUGGLING PLAN!

A drug smuggler in California ended up with a little too much spice in his life after being busted trying to hide more than $100,000 worth of crystal meth in cans of jalapenos and nacho cheese sauce. For more CLICK HERE


THAT'S A KICK IN THE BUTTER!

The bad news is spreading for baking fans in Norway - where a butter shortage has caused prices to skyrocket to almost $500 per pound. For more CLICK HERE


KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!

Corporal punishment is frowned upon at most educational facilities today, but there's one school in South Carolina where officials are giving some students a good belt -- and being applauded for it. For more CLICK HERE

Source: MSNBC

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.