Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - BUT IT'S MY EFFIN HOME
#2 - REAL LIFE SECRET SANTA
#3 - VIDEO KILLED THE SHOPLIFTING STAR

BUT IT'S MY EFFIN HOME!

A flustered woman is spitting four letter words at the administrators of Facebook after they refused to allow her to mention her hometown - Effin, Ireland. For more CLICK HERE

Source: UPI


REAL LIFE SECRET SANTA

A little holiday magic was sprinkled on a Michigan Kmart recently when a nameless stranger paid off three random customers' layaway bills - for a total of $500. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Yahoo Shine

 

VIDEO KILLED THE SHOPLIFTING STAR

In shoplifting, as in comedy, timing is everything. That's the lesson that Timothy Randal Clark learned when trying to rob a Maryland Wal-Mart of about $600 in video games on what was designated "Shop With a Cop Day." For more CLICK HERE

Source: Huffington Post

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.