Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - INSIDE INK
#2 - WHAT A CHRISTMAS SAP
#3 - TIM TEBOW INSPIRES MICROBREW

INSIDE INK

A British woman discovered that the pen is mightier than the stomach after going to her doctor over some gastric distress and finding she had swallowed one - more than two decades ago. For more CLICK HERE

Source: MSNBC


WHAT A CHRISTMAS SAP!

Friends of a wanna-be Christmas tree thief in England are no doubt needling him after he was easily caught by police, who simply followed a trail of shed tree needles from the nursery right to his front door. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Orange News (U.K.)

 

TIM TEBOW INSPIRES MICROBREW

Even though the Tim Tebow mystique took a hit over the weekend with the Broncos losing to the New England Patriots, he is still the biggest story in the NFL, which is why, of course, he deserves to have his own beer.  The Bonfire Brewing in Eagle, Colorado, has developed a new barley wine called "Tebrew." For more CLICK HERE

Source: VailDaily.com

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.