Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - NO BURPING ALLOWED
#2 - LETTUCE ENTERTAIN YOU
#3 - HOME COOKING - IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME


NO BURPING ALLOWED

A teenager in New Mexico was hauled off in handcuffs after he allegedly interrupted his gym class with a gas leak - from his mouth. For more CLICK HERE

Source: CBS News


LETTUCE ENTERTAIN YOU

Lady Gaga got noticed last year for parading around in a dress made entirely of meat, but a pair of vegetarian activists in Seattle one-upped her last week -- by donning lettuce bikinis and handing out meatless treats to pedestrians. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer


HOME COOKING - IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME!

A burglar in California put a little home economics into his home invasion routine by breaking into a house, making himself a meal and swapping out his dirty duds for fresh threads from the homeowner's closet. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Sonoma County Press-Democrat

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.