Rodeo Rick’s Redneck Headlines

Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

#1 - THOSE SUPER BOWL BEERS ARE EXPENSIVE
#2 - NJ CAMEL PICKS THE GIANTS
#3 - HE WAS IN A HURRY

THE BREAST-LAID PLANS

A Florida woman made a real boob out of herself by trying to dodge a field sobriety test using the excuse that she couldn't balance properly - because her breasts were too big!

Maureen Raymond was weaving over the highway's double yellow lines at high speed, leading a deputy to pull her over. The officer said she smelled strongly of booze and was slurring her words: When he asked her if she was suffering from any injuries, she replied that she had "whiplash and big boobies."

The deputy stepped in when she started taking off her clothes to prove the validity of the second claim.

Source: WPTV

ANOTHER FINE METH!

A Pennsylvania man's plan for a smokin' first day of work was foiled by deputies who pulled him over for going more than 20 miles per hour over the speed limit - then arrested him after finding both marijuana and meth in his car.

The trouble really started when one of the officers noticed a knife sticking out of Jeffrey Snavely's front pocket and attempted to remove it. He objected rather strenuously, and when tossed in the back of the cruiser, he began beating his head against the divider and telling officers they were "ruining his life."

Snavely also insisted the only reason he had the meth in the first place was to get "a boost of energy" for his first day on the new job.

Source: Altoona Daily Commercial

PUTTING A BITE INTO CRIME

A Pennsylvania woman ended up in jail for her attempt to put somebody else's money where her mouth is - by robbing a bank to get cash for new dentures.

Evelyn Marie Fuller, who's just about completely toothless, was nabbed after a man who was in the bank at the time recognized her the next day and phoned cops. She'd fled the scene with an unspecified amount of cash after handing a teller a note demanding the dough.

Fuller confessed to the crime when officers apprehended her, saying, "I'm very sorry for what I did and I know God is going to punish me for it."

Source: UPI