Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

#1 - YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT RACCOON?
#2 - DIAL "D" FOR DUMMY
#3 - BREAKING AND ENTERTAINING


YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT RACCOON?

 

Officials in Illinois have given new meaning to the phrase "drive-thru restaurant" by making it legal for motorists to pick up and eat any dead critter they find on the side of the road. For more CLICK HERE

Source: USA Today


DIAL "D" FOR DUMMY

Not everyone is cut out to do phone sales. That's the lesson learned by two Florida men, who ended up behind bars after calling a guy and trying to peddle an I-Phone and I-Pad - which they'd stolen from him two days earlier. For more CLICK HERE

Source: UPI

 

BREAKING AND ENTERTAINING

Usually, when someone breaks into a house, they end up walking out with valuables, but not a Brooklyn man, who jimmied his way into an elderly woman's apartment and left his own X-Box behind. For more CLICK HERE

Source: WTSP

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.