Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

#1 - HANDS AT 12 AND 2, CUFFS AT 11 AND DONE
#2 - HANNIBAL LECTER, I PRESUME?
#3 - A DOPEY 911 CALL


HANDS AT TEN AND TWO, CUFFS AT ELEVEN AND DONE

Indiana cops didn't have to slap the cuffs on a man who stole one of their cruisers - because he was already wearing a pair when he committed the crime! For more CLICK HERE

Source: Lafayette Journal Courier



HANNIBAL LECTER, I PRESUME?

We've heard of taking a bite out of crime, but taking a bite out of law enforcement? An Indiana car thief is behind bars after he threatened to do just that when deputies were hauling him in. For more CLICK HERE

Source: MSNBC

 

NO ACE IN THE HOLE

A Florida man is sure to be the butt of plenty of jokes after law enforcement officials found him in his jail cell with a gun... Wait for it.... hidden inside his rectum!

For more CLICK HERE

Source: WITN

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.