Rodeo Rick’s Redneck Headlines – Jan. 18th
Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.
Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - NOW THAT'S WHAT WE CALL FAST FOOD
#2 - THIS AD IS THE WURST!
#3 - TWIT HIT IN SPIT SNIT
NOW THAT'S WHAT WE CALL FAST FOOD
A Los Angeles woman tried to give a whole new meaning to the phrase "happy meal" by approaching men at a McDonald's drive-through and offering sexual favors in exchange for some chicken McNuggets.
Khadijah Baseer was spotted opening car doors at random in order to propose her trade, but she found no takers. One customer took the time to inform cops of the fast-times for fast-food offer and Baseer was quickly taken into custody.
Source: Los Angeles Times
THIS AD IS THE WURST!
Some customers of a German bank aren't pleased about a new ad campaign that shows NBA star Dirk Nowitzki biting into a piece of sausage.
The spot, in which the Mavericks forward says the meat will "make you big and strong," was allegedly designed to convey a folksy message, but some animal rights activists took away something else. One took to the bank's Facebook page to write, "It represents violence against animals. Even worse, meat is portrayed as a savior or something that can make you stronger, where studies say something completely different."
TWIT HIT IN SPIT SNIT
A South Carolina man's future is in hock because he made the decision to hock a loogey at a police officer - a crime that netted him a 10-year jail sentence.
The cop came to Bobby Mathis' home after a report of a domestic disturbance last year. When the officer tried to question him, Mathis became belligerent and let his liquid missile fly nailing the deputy in the face. In South Carolina, that counts as a felony known as "transferring bodily fluids."
Mathis had racked up previous convictions for disorderly conduct and inhaling hydrocarbons.