Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - RUN, RUN, RUDOLPH
#2 - HE'S NO SANTA CLAUS
#3 - SANTA SAVES MAN FROM BURNING CAR

MICKEY D'S HAS A BEEF WITH THEM

An Illinois couple faces getting their buns toasted after they zipped into a fast-food drive thru to place an order -- while both of them were buck naked. For more CLICK HERE

 


WHAT A DUMB CLUCK!

A Florida man who was busted as part of a cock-fighting ring three years ago lost a game of chicken with authorities when he was arrested picking up a live rooster at the post office last week. For more CLICK HERE

 

SHE CAN'T DRIVE 55 ... OR 20!

A British woman is protesting her town's decision to institute a 20-mile-per-hour speed limit -- because she says her snazzy new BMW can't go that slow. For more CLICK HERE

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.