Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

#1 - DIDN'T PASS THE SNIFF TEST
#2 - "COS" FOR ALARM
#3 - SHE DOESN'T LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM

DIDN'T PASS THE SNIFF TEST

A North Dakota man showed he has a nose for trouble when he got arrested for trying to get high by sniffing aerosol. Not just once, but twice in one day. For more CLICK HERE


"COS" FOR ALARM

A Utah woman tried to pull the wool sweater over the eyes of security guards who nabbed her shoplifting at a local mall.  The woman claimed she should get a free pass because she played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show. For more CLICK HERE

 

SHE DOESN'T LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM

A suburban Chicago policeman is in hot water after pulling over a female motorist in order to charge her with speeding - and driving while sexy. For more CLICK HERE

Source: AZCentral.com

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.