Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

#1 - FAILING ART CRITICISM 101
#2 - LOSING THAT SPARE TIRE
#3 - HERE'S BLOOD IN YOUR EYE

FAILING ART CRITICISM 101

A Colorado woman got extremely cheeky at a Denver art museum, grabbing a 30-million-dollar painting, throwing punches at it, then rubbing her bare buttocks against the canvas while attempting to urinate on it. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Denver Post


LOSING THAT SPARE TIRE

A Massachusetts man proved that he's not the re-tiring type when he drunkenly passed by a traffic stop in New Hampshire in a car that only had three tires. For more CLICK HERE

Source: WMUR

 

HERE'S BLOOD IN YOUR EYE!

A Canadian woman really gave cops an eyeful when they showed up to investigate a shooting at her home - only to find her shot through the eye and casually sipping a brewski. For more CLICK HERE

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.