Rodeo Rick scours the web each weekday for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you our Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:

#1 - HE'S GOT NO COMMON CENTS
#2 - HANDS UP, YOU'VE GOT A GUN
#3 - COW-A-BUNGLE

HE'S GOT NO COMMON CENTS

You'd be way too generous in giving an Oregon man a penny for his thoughts -- after the guy stole a valuable rare coin collection from his dad and poured the entire thing into a Coinstar machine to get a few bucks. For more CLICK HERE

Source: KPTV


HANDS UP, YOU'VE GOT A GUN!

A British crook who thought his heist was in the bag found out otherwise when he approached a bank teller with a gun in one hand and a getaway bag in the other -- only to point the bag at the victim, and hand him the gun instead! For more CLICK HERE

Source: Orange News (U.K.)

 

COW-A-BUNGLE

An animal-rights group is looking to decorate Illinois highways with a series of moo-ving tributes to cows who were killed in the line of duty. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Evansville Courier-Press

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.