Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL
#2 - TILL LOG-OFF DO YOU PART
#3 - HER ESCAPE ATTEMPT BOMBED

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist. For more CLICK HERE

Source: MSNBC


TILL LOG-OFF DO YOU PART

A Connecticut judge took the idea of dividing all properly equally in a divorce case to the extreme, by ordering the splitting couple to exchange Facebook and dating site passwords. For more CLICK HERE

Source: UPI


HER ESCAPE ATTEMPT BOMBED

An Ohio woman's attempt to evade arrest on shoplifting charges blew up in her face after cops caught her texting a friend to phone in a bomb threat to distract them. For more CLICK HERE

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.