Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - MOM TOLD HIM TO EAT HIS GREENS
#2 - THERE'S NO MAGIC IN THIS OLD SILK HAT
#3 - A NOT-SO-HAPPY MEAL

MOM TOLD HIM TO EAT HIS GREENS

A crooked Russian cop tried to get away with putting his money where his mouth was, but he got busted anyway for taking a bribe, then trying to eat the evidence. For more CLICK HERE

Source: UPI


THERE'S NO MAGIC IN HIS OLD SILK HAT

Frosty the Snowman lived up to his billing by not paying any attention when a Maryland police officer hollered "stop" when he caused a ruckus at a local holiday parade. For more CLICK HERE

Source: Cecil Whig


A NOT-SO-HAPPY MEAL

A wanna-be hamburglar in Iowa is facing a number of charges after he broke into a McDonald's and proceeded to grill himself up a couple of burgers before climbing out through the drive thru window when he'd eaten his fill. For more CLICK HERE

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.