Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - I AXED FOR A DRINK
#2 - GHOST BUSTED
#3 - TO THE BAT-MOBILE, IT'S THE PENGUIN!

I AXED FOR A DRINK!

When residents of a Florida trailer park cut off a neighbor who'd been mooching free beer, he tried to get even by attempting to cut off the arm of one of them. For more CLICK HERE

Source: WTSP


GHOST BUSTED!

A one-time Ohio cop was found guilty on more than a dozen theft charges despite the fact that he put up a spirited defense -- claiming he never went to the room in his house where the stolen goods were found because it was haunted. For more CLICK HERE


TO THE BAT-MOBILE, IT'S THE PENGUIN!

A bird-brained Arizona woman really laid an egg with her attempt to rob a gas station using a stuffed penguin as a weapon. For more CLICK HERE

Source: UPI

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.