Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT TICKET
#2 - HIS PLAN WENT UP IN SMOKE
#3 - NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT

A cop in Maryland must have seemed like a real joker when he pulled over a speeding Lamborghini for not having any tags only to find that it was being driven by Batman.

As you might expect, Batman was the secret identity of a reclusive millionaire, in this case a businessman named Lenny Robinson. He wasn't on a crime-fighting mission while dressed in cape and tights, though, just on a quest to cheer up some kids at a local hospital with the outfit.

In light of that, authorities let Robinson off with a warning, a promise to get new tags, and a guarantee that they'd get invited to any swinging parties at the Batcave.

Source: UPI

An Australian man clearly needs to filter his urges, as he proved by rolling his van off the road while on a quest for smokes -- which he undertook while naked and drunk off his rocker.

The 41-year-old, who was not identified, was with his equally inebriated wife when he decided he was willing to drive a mile or more for a Camel. He took a turn onto a side street a little too quickly, sending his four-wheel-drive vehicle off the road and onto its roof.

When cops arrived to investigate, they found the driver trapped and naked, but uninjured. He faces several driving charges.

A woman in Australia needed more than a simple "God Bless You" after sneezing in bed ... and dislocating her neck badly enough to require hospitalization.

Monique Jeffrey was lying down when she got the urge to sneeze, and didn't think much of it -- until she felt "excruciating" pain afterwards. The 28-year-old found herself unable to walk, but managed to text her husband with a plea for help.

 

After being rushed to the hospital, she was found to have dislocated two vertebre, and was fitted with a spinal brace.

Source: Herald Sun

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.