From the "How Sick Can You Get" department: This jewel of a guy suffered major de-feet in a Georgia Walmart recently. He went to jail...again...after tricking a young girl into putting her toes in his mouth.

According to The Smoking Gun website, Joey Leaphart, who is described as a 'notorious pervert,' approached the 18 year-old girl. Posing as a representative from the television show America's Funniest Videos, he then conned her into performing the distasteful stunt.

43 year-0ld Leaphart, who's been arrested before over his fascination with feet, also asked his latest victim if he could "kiss and smell" hers.

"After asking the teen if her toenails were painted, Leaphart said, 'I know this sounds crazy, but have you ever heard of America's Funniest Home Videos?' when the unemployed woman said she had heard of the show, the man relied(sic) that he would pay for her purchases (up to $100) if she agreed to cooperate with a "prank."

It quickly went downhill...or 'down calve' after that.

After luring her behind a clothing rack for a little privacy, and after telling her, "Don't worry. I don't bite.," Leaphart put her big toe in his mouth and began to give it a French rinse.

After screaming at the man to stop and telling him to leave, Leaphart leapt to his feet and told her "Oh, it tasted so good though.," before running out of the store.   

He was charged with simple battery and ordered never to appear in a production of Cinderella Some people!