Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - 57 VARIETIES OF CRAZY
#2 - SWINE AND DINE
#3 - WHO YA GONNA CALL? BUTT-BUSTERS

57 VARIETIES OF CRAZY

A homeless man in Key West, Florida, went on a long, profanity-laced tirade against visitors to the resort island before passing out in the middle of the street while covered in ketchup!

The 54-year-old man started his excellent adventure at a local bar, where he became enraged at the number of tourists present in the joint. He was intoxicated enough that he kept falling asleep between rants, but sober enough to master the motor skills needed to pour ketchup all over himself before taking off.

He was ultimately arrested sprawled out in the street and charged with disorderly conduct.

Source: Key West Citizen


SWINE AND DINE

A Cleveland area woman is probably feeling blind-sided after her blind date ditched her midway through their dinner, leaving her to pay the bill.

The unidentified woman showed up for the first date with two friends in tow, but the dude seemed to take that in stride, even promising to pay for their food as well. During the entree, however, he excused himself to make a phone call and made a bee-line for the door, leaving the gals with a $95 tab.

Cops could not reach the man by phone - even though he sent several nasty text messages to his dine-and-dash victim.

Source: Cleveland Plain Dealer


WHO YA GONNA CALL? BUTT-BUSTERS

Patrons of a bar in Birmingham, England, have been dealing with a ghost who's a real pain in the butt - because he spends most of his time grabbing theirs!

Customers have witnessed chairs moving on their own, heard footsteps when the pub is empty and seen plumes of smoke swirling around, but the spirit, who locals have nicknamed "Grasper, The Friendly Ghost," is most interested in pinching ladies' bums.

The owners are seeking out an exorcist, but one of the pub's regulars says, "It was a little scary, but I suppose there are worse things that a ghost could do to you."

Source: Sun (U.K.)

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.