He’ll Never Make America’s Most Wanted
I love stories like these. They make me feel so good about myself. Shamefully, they also make me feel a little sorry for the dim bulbs they usually center around.
You see, it started off like any other routine home burglary for Timothy Chapek. He'd break in, locate the goods, and make off with his haul. Everything was going according to plan until the owner returned. That's when Chapek's in