Allow me to be the first to remind residents, of all things that you probably should be buying in mass quantities, toilet paper should be at the bottom of that list.
In every society, the well to do, always had access to the top of the line products. They used things such as sponges, wool and rosewater. Roses smell like...Andre 3000 was on to something!
The other day my wife of 26 years made the comment about how I placed a roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. I didn't think much about it at the time but the next time I was in the position to do the same I had to stop and think, was I supposed to put it on over or under...
We see commercials everyday with fuzzy little animals, frolicking through the forest, rubbing their faces with "soft" but "strong" toilet paper. Then why is it, when we are forced to use a public restrooms, they only seem to purchase what I like to refer to as: booty sandpaper...
Many years ago, I was told that you should always load your rolls of TP so that the roll comes over the top. The reason was that its supposed to be good luck?! And lord knows some of us could use a little good luck while sitting on the potty!!