There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
A Chinese man thought baking a $800 necklace into a small cake and then presenting it to his girlfriend would be perfect mix of romance and humor.
Unfortunately, Xaio Li’s plan backfired when his apparently very hungry honey ate the cake in one bite.