That’s Nacho Car – Redneck Headlines
Here are today’s Redneck Headlines:
#1 – THAT’S NACHO CAR!
#2 – AXE AXED FROM PLANE TRIP
#3 – THEY JUST WANTED TO HAVE IT THEIR WAY
A vandal in Seattle is accused of busting out the window of a Jeep and then doing something really corny tossing a dozen tortillas around the inside of the vehicle.
The carb-loading kook shattered the driver’s side window, but didn’t take anything from the inside of the vehicle opting to simply leave the tortillas.
A German politician who had an axe to grind was detained by airport authorities who told him he couldn’t bring it on an airplane.
Chris Kuhn, an official in Germany’s Green Party, tried to board the flight while carrying a full-sized axe which he insisted he was just trying to deliver to a friend. When questioned further, Kuhn said the thing wasn’t even a real weapon, merely a prop designed to be used in a role playing game. But that excuse didn’t cut it and he had to pay 50 bucks to check it.
Two Idaho men are in a mess of trouble after going on a vandalism spree over some “messed-up” cheeseburgers.
Christopher Slate and Sean Mosey were angered by receiving a McDonald’s order that included burgers with fewer onions than they’d wanted. They proceeded to get stinking drunk, then returned to the restaurant and threw bricks through both the front window and the drive-thru window.
Mosey tripped and fell while fleeing the scene and was unable to get up, a status that also earned him a public intoxication charge. (The Smoking Gun)