This Guy’s Nuts! – Redneck Headlines

An elderly man in Washington state got off on the wrong foot with his local police department when he waited four days to place a call informing them that his dog had dragged home a human leg – which he simply buried in his backyard.

Bill Flowers says that the leg, which appeared to be severed just below the buttocks, was in pretty good shape – other than the fact that it was no longer attached to its original owner. He quickly disposed of the limb and didn't say anything about it until his daughter came to visit and told him he really ought to contact authorities.

Flowers says he buried the leg because he was "afraid and didn't want to have to go to the pen for something [he] didn't do." Cops strapped a GPS to his dog, Liberty, and ended up finding more remains, which have yet to be identified. (KOMO)

A Cleveland man learned a hard lesson about keeping it in his pants when he lost them altogether – to the gun-wielding brother of a woman he'd been sexting with.

The victim, whose name was not released, had been getting cyber-hot and cyber-heavy with the woman, who told him to come over for the real deal – but when she opened the door, she was with a man holding a gun. The other man, who the victim recognized as the hottie's brother, told him to strip off his pants and hand over his car keys.

He did as told, and the man with the gun warned, "Leave before I change my mind and kill you." The victim ran down the street bottomless and called cops from a nearby flower shop. (Cleveland Plain Dealer)

A Russian artist laid a lot more than his heart on the line for a protest against his country's government - he actually nailed his privates to the ground to hammer home his point.

Pyotr Pavlensky walked into Moscow's Red Square and stripped naked before revealing a hammer and nail that he used to pin himself in place – an act he advertised on Facebook by saying, "A naked artist, looking at his [berries] nailed to the Kremlin pavement, is a metaphor for the apathy and fatalism of contemporary Russian society."

Cops quickly arrived to put a blanket over Pyotr and his little Pyotr, and rustle him off for psychiatric treatment. (Daily Mirror)

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