It may sound like sacrilege to the many Twihards out there, but lots of people out there (ahem, like us) simply don’t get the devotion the ‘Twilight’ books and movies have inspired.

To us, they’re just weird — comprising nothing more than one giant homage to a love-that-dare-not-speak-its-name until after marriage, and then insisting on having the baby when you get knocked up even though, oh yeah, it could kill you. And besides, why did Bella pick the pasty vampire anyway when Taylor Lautner is obviously so much hotter?

Questions, questions, questions.

But musings aside, it’ll interest the other 98 percent of you who are fans to know the full trailer has been released for ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I,’ in which we see the nuptials and subsequent passion-filled nookie between Edward the Sparkling and Bella the Morose, along with her resulting pregnancy and every supernatural being in the world trying to either kill her or protect her along the way.

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