Weight Loss – Cowboy’s Diary Of A Groom-To-Be – The Wedding Chronicles Part 3

Hey Diary!

Let’s rant!

Before I launch into my latest tirade, let me just say that I’m making great strides in the catering department. Okay, “great” might be a slight exaggeration. Since our last chat, I’ve narrowed my choices down to two, and have set up meetings with each. We will discuss further menu options, and determine who really wants me. It doesn’t look like I’ll be able to keep the price between $3-$5 a plate, as was originally my plan, though. Guess Honey will also win that bet!

She’s since outlawed any more talk of “redneck” themes, too. At this point I’m thinking even the honeymoon is going to be work.

Okay. So people know my wedding is really happening. We’re going to feed them. NOW, apparently it’s important to look good for them, as well. Geez! Will the madness never end?!

I’ve just been informed that over the last three years that our love has expanded…so have our waistlines. We’re going to diet now (groan button).

Breakfast will now consist of a small bowl of cereal – the kind that has no colorful cartoon characters on the box. Lunch will be an apple and a sandwich on lowfat bread with lowfat mayo and lowfat cheese with lowfat flavor. Yum! On an upside, I get all the almonds I want. Yummier! I’ll take two, please. Dinner is the one meal we’ve decided we can take small liberties with. However, those liberties will be measured, formulated, and presented in such a way that I will probably just eat more almonds, instead.