Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - HAIRY SITUATION
#2 - GOING BUGGY OVER BEANS
#3 - WOMAN BITES DOG

HAIRY SITUATION

A woman traveling through the Dubai airport had a very bad hair day - bad enough to land her in prison, once security personnel discovered a stash of cocaine hidden in her 'do.

The inspectors grew suspicious when they noticed an odd bulge in her hair and a few stray white flakes, which she explained away by saying she was wearing a hefty amount of glue to hold her weave in place. But when they checked more closely, they found 10 small rolls, each holding about an ounce of the drug.

She's currently being held pending charges. (Emirates 24-7)


GOING BUGGY OVER BEANS

A Canadian woman is hopping mad after buying a can of green beans and finding a little extra protein in the form of a large grasshopper.

Krystal Boyce-Gaudreau says she opened the can and poured out the contents only to find the top inch and a half of a large grasshopper staring her in the face. She wrote a horrified letter to the manufacturer and said she was "disappointed" in the response, which included telling her that insects often slipped by, but were turned red by lasers used in the canning process -- so they'd be easy for customers to fish out.

Boyce-Gaudreau suggested the canner change the labeling to read "may contain grasshopper." (Winnipeg Free Press)


WOMAN BITES DOG

An Illinois woman was hauled off to jail on charges of coming home drunk and sinking her teeth into a Chicago-style dog, namely her pet English bulldog.

Analise Garner left a bad taste in the mouths of her entire family when she stumbled home and caused the drunken ruckus, which included sinking her teeth into the pooch deeply enough to break the skin, then turning on her own mom, scratching and biting her as well.

The 19-year-old was charged with animal cruelty, assault and underage drinking. After suffering three puncture wounds, the dog did bite back, but was not charged with anything. (Chicago Tribune)

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.