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Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - Woman Wakes From Coma Wants Concert Tix
#2 - Six Year Old Takes the Car... For Takeout
#3 - Woman with Deadly Breasts

Woman Wakes From Coma Wanting Bob Seger Tickets

If you’ve been in a coma for five years and suddenly come to, what would be the first words out of your mouth? “What did I miss?” “What year is it?” Well, the first words out of 79-year-old Evie Branan’s mouth were, “I want to go to a Bob Seger concert.”

Evie, who went into the coma after falling and hitting her head on the floor during a stroke, isn't quite sure why those were her first words. "Maybe my last thoughts were Bob Seger before I had my stroke,” she surmised.

Evie got her wish. She had tickets and an after-party invite for Bob’s show over the weekend. It was her fifth Seger show. (Detroit News)

 

Six Year Old Takes the Car... for Takeout

Police in Lapeer, Michigan, pulled over a six-year-old boy - who said he was driving to pick up some Chinese food.

Several drivers called police to report seeing a child behind the wheel of a vehicle. "They told police when they called that it looked like a 6-year-old was driving the car," said Sergeant Andy Engster of the Lapeer County Sheriff's Department. "And they were exactly right."

When officers arrived at the scene, two drivers had boxed in the car the boy was driving and one had taken the keys out of the ignition.

The boy, whose name was not released, told police that he took the car keys off the counter at home in the morning and that he was going to get Chinese food.

Police called the boy's father, who said he was asleep and didn't even know his son was gone.

No one was injured during the incident, but during his drive, the boy hit a sign and damaged the car. (UPI)

 

Woman With Deadly Breasts

Claire Smedly, who has the biggest breasts in Britain, is afraid her enormous 40MMM chest could kill her boyfriend.

She claims her ex-boyfriend nearly died from suffocation during sex three years ago.

Since then, her boobs have grown even bigger and now weigh 35 pounds each.

The danger is even worse because Claire demands sex up to five times a day, so the 30-year-old mother of three, is always on her guard during bedroom romps. (Daily Mail)