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5 Irish Jokes To Use This Week In Wyoming

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We laugh at Irish jokes in Wyoming, just like anywhere else, if they’re funny.

1 … Gallagher is in town waiting patiently as he is watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stops the flow of traffic and shouts, ‘Okay pedestrians’.  Then he allows the traffic to pass. He did this several times, and Gallagher is still standing on the sidewalk. After the cop has shouted ‘Pedestrians’ for the tenth time, Gallagher approaches him and says, ‘Is it not about time ye let the Catholics cross?’

2 … Sean is shocked at finding out all the cows are suffering from “Bluetongue.” ‘Bejabbers,’ Sean murmurs, ‘I didn’t even know they had mobile phones.’

3 … Reilly is walking through a graveyard and comes across a headstone with the inscription “Here lies a politician and an honest man.”  Reilly: ‘How’d they get the two of ‘em in one grave?’

4 … ‘Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?’ asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt. New York Mayor Al Smith’s replied ‘Do we now?’

5 … O’Gara was arrested and sent to trial for armed bank robbery. After deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not guilty.’ … ‘That’s grand,’ shouted O’Gara, ‘Does that mean I get to keep the money?’

Bonus … Murphy lost a hundred dollars on the Melbourne Cup, a famous Australian horse race. He lost another hundred on the television replay.

All of the above are thanks to the Irish humor sharing guy-sports.com

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