Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.

Here are today's Redneck Headlines:
#1 - FACEBOOK THE MUSIC
#2 - ONE DYNAMITE PARTY!
#3 - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SEXY

 

A fugitive in Washington state has managed to shake off law enforcement officials, but he can't seem to get the Facebook monkey off his back.

Travis Nicolaysen, who is being sought for failure to check in with his parole officer, managed to elude two set of cops and a canine unit on foot chases last week -- after which he checked in with a note saying that he'd gotten away.

He also took the time to change his relationship status to "single" following an accusation of assaulting his girlfriend on March 28th. So far, he hasn't responded to messages from the law or the press.

The Easter Bunny nearly came in with a bang at an egg hunt in Britain over the weekend -- where one youngster looking for goodies came away with a live hand grenade.

One eagle-eyed parent saw the three-year-old standing on the large, egg-shaped explosive device and hustled him and some nearby kids away for protection. When everyone was clear of the site, a bomb squad detonated the grenade, which dated back to World War II, when the U.S. had a military base nearby.


A Pennsylvania woman surprised a state trooper who chased her down on a variety of traffic charges by asking him to get busy with her.

The cop spotted Monica Barnhart weaving along a highway at speeds of up to 90 miles per hour and followed her to her home. When he arrived, she was already inside, but she proved to be very co-operative handing him two roses and informing him she'd always had "a cop fantasy" that she'd like to fulfill.

The deputy did slap on the cuffs, but only to take her in for booking.

Source: UPI

A LUMP OF COAL IN HIS SKULL

A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.