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14 Awesomely Bad Horror Movies Available on Netflix Instant
Basically once Labor Day has passed, we spend our time gearing up for Halloween, which means apple cider, carving pumpkins, and loads and loads of terrible scary movies. The only problem is that there are bad scary movies and then there are *bad* scary movies, and the only way to tell the difference between the two usually involves sacrificing 40 minutes or so of your life.
10 TGIF Memes to Celebrate the Weekend
It's a very special day. It's Friday! In case this terrible, terrible song doesn't quite capture how excited we are for the weekend (we so excited), here are some memes. In case the memes don't adequately express how excited we are for the weekend, just look for the person wearing no pants with a pitcher of sangria in each hand -- that's us. Enjoy!
The Internet Reacts to the Government Shutdown
Congress couldn't get it together enough to agree on something, and now foreign tourists are going to miss their one chance to see the Statue of Liberty. The government has shut down (mostly)!
11 Cringe-Inducing Halloween Costume Fails
If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails.
Marching Band Fail Creates Massive Tuba Pile-Up
The problem with having your sousaphone players march backwards is that if one goes down, they all go down. A fact clearly evidenced by this video of seven marching band players piling one on top of the other during a halftime show.
Woman Quits Job in Best Possible Way With 4AM Dance Video
Tired of a boss who puts quantity over quality, this woman decided to finally express herself...by quitting via dance video.
Couple’s Awesome Engagement Photos Are a Cinematic Delight
We're not sure what decade you're living in, but unless you're using Photoshop to radically alter your engagement photos, you're never going to get internet famous from a bunch of pictures. NEVER!
11 Amazing Facts About the Authors of Your Favorite Children’s Books
From champion beaglers to real-life James Bonds, the stories behind these authors are equally as fascinating the books they wrote.
Watch Jimmy Fallon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Epic Lip Sync-Off
Last night, 'Hello Ladies' star Stephen Merchant, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Jimmy Fallon squared off in a lip sync contest, and things quickly got out of hand.
Nightmares Fear Factory Returns With More Funny Haunted House Faces
There's a chill in the air, brandy is slowly edging out rum as the drink of choice, and the skin around our eyes is brutally chapped -- must be Autumn! And you know what that means -- time for some laughs courtesy of perennial favorite Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Niagara Falls with a hidden camera that takes pictures of people while they're having the crap scared out of them. Hilar
Cast of ‘Seinfeld’ Has Mixed Feelings About Drake
Drake's new album officially dropped today (even though all the cool kids already listened to it last week,) and we know exactly what you're thinking -- sure you've read the reviews, but what does the cast of 'Seinfeld' think of Drake?
Will Ferrell Brought His Kids to the Emmys, and It Was Hilarious
A high point in a generally dull evening, Will Ferrell brought his kids onstage to present awards at the 2013 Emmys. Saying he was just filling in and couldn't find childcare, Ferrell's three kids stood onstage next to him while he announced the year's best comedy series (It was 'Modern Family...