Since the technical reason for the season is Jesus, I wouldn't think he'd want people fighting for parking spots and flipping each other off on the roads.
"Casper, we're ready- but we need your help. We have reason to believe The Grinch is plotting to steal our Community Christmas Tree tomorrow at David Street Station. Our intel says The Grinch will make this attempt between 1:45pm and 2:00pm. Together, we can save Christmas."
Christmas is a time for miracles. This was true last year when a man named John Miracle lived up to his namesake by donating $45,000 to Mimi's House. It's true this year, as well, because an anonymous donor has donated $50,000 to the Wyoming Food for Thought Project.