cowboy's opion on cannes

I Gotta Go To The Cannes–NOT! An Exposey By Troy De Cowboy
Can't you just smell the odors of escargot and foie gras wafting in from the Atlantic right now?  If so, it's probably because the Cannes (pronounced 'can') Film Festival is about to get started.  As with other French contributions, aside from the guillotine and the Statue of Liberty, I could really…