Goats

Horses and a goat running down a Wyoming street

Stampedes have been known to destroy enormous swaths of land across the plains. Not this kind of stampede, though. This stampede is a baby-goat stampede, and all it destroys is sadness.

Now that we think of it, why wouldn't you add footage of screaming goats to as many songs as you possibly could? Needless to say, this new internet trend makes much more sense to us than Harlem Shake videos or teenagers throwing gallons of milk into the air...

Goat Massage! Playing king of the pen with a billy goat is not a very good idea. But letting a bunch of baby goats give you a massage?